The Christmas Story

An actual scene from Family Night last night.
Names have been changed to protect the innocent.
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Opening:
Charbot is explaining a new game the group is about to play, "Christmas Draw". Teams work together to draw the Christmas story each person drawing a section at a time. Charbot takes a couple of questions.

Youth: "Which Christmas story do you mean?"

Charbot: (Blank stare on face)

Youth: "You know...the one with the bbgun and the 'you'll shoot you're eye out kid!'or..."

Charbot: (very dramatic, cutting the youth off) "No. Oh! (grab heart faking a heart attack)You're killing me! No! Not the pink bunny outfit one. The Christmas Story about the birth of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ."

Youth: "Oh! I knew that....I just wanted to make sure."

FADE TO BLACK
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My Life

Okay...for all those CRAVING an update on Charbot's life.

Here it is in a nutshell:

1) Work:
A) Christmas program- pretty much all-comsuming my life till the 18th
B) Youth Quake- deadlines? What? You mean I have to turn in my money when!?!
C) Mom's Bible Study- I'll be the only one present without any offspring.
D) Misc. relationship building- by far the BEST and GREATEST part of my job.

2) Personal Life:
A) Trying to hang with Kristine (Ice skating-did NOT fall!) and figure out our
summer plans together. New York? Road trip anyone?
B) Counting days till I get to go home and see the most important people in my
life. Right now it's down to: 12 DAYS!
C) Painting: Working on a new one to hang in my office. Going through a blue
period. Very Picasso.


Oh no! How did I get in this nutsell?! What sort of nut...has a shell the size of a person?! This is crazy!

I think I might stop........now.