I hate you Naked Girl!

Readers I apologize for the emotional entry to follow:

For the past six weeks I have been sucked into the show that has "swept America"-- Dancing with the Stars. This is the show where celebrities are paired with professional dancers and America finds out what happens when boxers, actors, reality TV wannabe stars, former childhood singers dance thier way to a final showdown of dancing! Silly I know, it started out as a joke to watch but you get into the couples as they sway and twirl to the music every Wednesday 8/9c on ABC.

My favorite couple were John and Charlotte. John is an the actor whoplayed J.Petterman on Seinfield, the one with the deep melodic voice that had the crazy stories that sold his catalog. My least favorite couple were Kelly and Alec. Kelly is an "actress" on some soap.

John and Charlotte are great dancers. John got into each and every dance with crisp footwork and Charlotte(the professional dancer) was always at her best. They were often the couple to beat during the six week show. Kelly and Alec were okay dancers, relying on his scary booty shaking and her skimpy non-existant outfits (which almost came off one week-De Ja Vu Super Bowl 2004) to draw attention to themselves. When John and Charlotte were first, Kelly and Alec were often the last couple each night.

Amazingly enough Naked Girl Kelly and her partner Alec made it to the finals. There was no question about John and Charlotte. This Wednesday was the final showdown of the "comback kid" and the consistently good and classy John.

After two dances, my sister and I watched as Naked Girl took home the disco ball trophy! Shocking, I am sure, to all the John and Charlotte fans out there. This once again proves the old cliche that "sex sells" in America.


Damn.